Bake Off episode 1 catch-up: Who left the tent and 5 other talking points

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The Great British Bake Off 2019 trailer

Dust off your rolling pin and sharpen your pun skills, because The Great British Bake Off is back. Tonight, the 10th series of the baking competition kicked off on Channel 4 (its third year on the network, after it controversially outbid the BBC). One particularly hysterical tabloid headline predicted that it was going to be filled with "filthy innuendos and a simulated sex act". But to be honest, all things considered, it was fairly low in double-entendres.

Judges Prue Leith and Paul Hollywood reprised their roles, as did hosts Noel Fielding and Sandi Toksvig.

Just for fun, and with absolutely nothing to go on except their photos and a short bio, I predicted that this year's winner will be Michael. And he's still going strong(ish).

Here are the talking points from tonight's episode.

Dan leaves

It looked certain that Jamie – poor little Jamie, so young his voice broke midway through the episode – would be leaving, but it all boiled down to Dan’s terrible signature bake. Now Jamie has the chance to “prove to people I can actually bake”. Maybe he could tag team in with his twin and give it another shot?

Michelle is star baker

“I’m just so proud,” said the print shop administrator, whose carrot cake was “possible the best cake” Prue has ever eaten. Though I’m fairly sure Prue has said that too many times to be taken completely seriously.

It’s one of the youngest years ever

There is barely a grey hair in sight this year. The 28-year-olds are veritable veterans. But the very youngest contestants, who were barely into double figures when Bake Off began, have proven themselves. Well, sort of. 20-year-old Jamie struggled, coming last in the technical challenge, and having to start again in the showstopper, but he managed to scrape through. And Henry, who’s also 20, is sailing ahead. The children are the future

The euphemisms

Bake Off has always been a show laden with double-entendres, but it is my belief that Paul should be banned from participating in them. Particularly when they’re directed at women. After becoming confused by Helena’s accent and thinking she was making a “furry garden” instead of a "fairy garden", he then asked, a glint in his cold, blue eye, “So how big is your, er, FAIRY garden?” No. Fire him.

Nerves get the better of everyone

Week one is always the most nerve-wracking. It’s a wonder the contestants don’t collapse into a heap in the corner and/or run off into the woods to start a new life. “I can’t do it.” “The worst has happened,” and “I’ve dropped it,” are just three of the sentences uttered tonight. There was a dropped cake, a collapsed house, missing eggs…. Pull yourselves together, bakers.

No one should ever try and make caramel.

It crystallises. It does. It just does.

Remind yourself of this year's contestants and follow along with all the action from the tent live below:

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Key Points

• Meet the new Great British Bake Off contestants
• Prue Leith opens up about sexist former head chef at Savoy
• How to make chocolate crumpets from The Great Celebrity Bake Off

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With just a few hours to go before episode one begins, here are this year's brand new bakers

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Drum roll please...

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Henry, 20, a student from Durham

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Phil, 56, an HGV driver from Rainham

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Rosie, 28, a veterinary surgeon from Somerset 

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Alice, 28, a Geography teacher from London

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Michael, 26, a theatre manager and fitness instructor from Stratford-upon-Avon 

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Priya, 34, a marketing consultant from Leicester 

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Helena, 40, an online project manager from Leeds

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Michelle, 35, a print shop administrator from Tenby, Wales