How much money does Twitter owe you? (Nothing, but let's play anyway)
Hey you've got a Twitter account right, and you put in lots of work tweeting, but where's the payback? I mean, where's the money? Shouldn't you - Jimmy Twitterfingers - be getting a piece of the pie from Twitter's $30 billion share flotation? No buddy. Absolutely and for the last time no. But if you want to go on believing the opposite, aka be totally foolish, head on over to Time to see how much your Twitter account is worth...
This is it people. Discover how much that evil multinational company is taking from you, the little man.
You could also tweet your score - but that would just prop up the cushty lifestyles of those Silicon Valley suits. Another damn Catch 22. *Sighs*.
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