Pop: Lyric Sheets
Steady decline in Tory Party membership now means that, with only 3,000 members, the Young Conservatives have become more `underground' than many of London's famous dance clubs.
Membership Drive
More exclusive now
Than the Ministry of Sound
The danse macabre drags itself
Slowly round and round
Till driven underground
With Elgar, the steam trains
The stirrup-cup and horn
The gin on the veranda
And tennis on the lawn
They trundle on till dawn
In faux Edwardiana
A bobby's friendly clout
The rapping and the scratching
And panic-driven shout
Of children in a coal cupboard
Begging to get out.
As doughty English nannies
On bicycles in mist
Meet the autumn morning
With a slap upon the wrist
For Hague the alchemist
Jerusalem clears dance floors
The DJ pops a tranq.
Each picture sells a tory
In office, church and bank
But membership's declining
And all the cards stay blank.
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