RADIO: HEARD ON AIR

Mr Yeltsin's popularity is so low that Russia's main public opinion organisation has stopped trying to measure it. It's fallen off the scale.

ALLAN LITTLE

From Our Own Correspondent, R4

For 10 years as a minister I've tried to be mild, obedient, good and kind.

VIRGINIA BOTTOMLEY

Letters to a Godchild, R4

I'd like her to have good strong quarters and a good strong second thigh.

Horses for Courses, R4

90 per cent of horses are no good. Ditto

Scales have a lot to answer for in putting off untold generations of people from learning to play the piano.

IAIN BURNSIDE

Artists' Question Time, R3

"To be or not to be ..." No, I don't think that was Shakespeare, was it?

Front Row, R4

I was the loudest singer in Britain, the Sex Pistol of my time.

LONNIE DONEGAN

Buddy in Britain, R2

Des O'Connor is to guitar-playing what Bernard Matthew is to ballet- dancing

JIMMY TARBUCK

Ditto

People have said over the years that we are Hello! magazine: and I take that as a compliment.

DES O'CONNOR

Steve Wright's Saturday Show, R2

There will be sunny spells, heavy at times.

Weather forecast, R4