Prince Andrew should have taken advice from Boris Johnson – he managed to make us forget about Jennifer Arcuri, after all

Less than four weeks before the trudge to the voting stations, the ever-burgeoning record of the prime minister’s private betrayals has had virtually no impact on an electorate

By one definition of the word, Prince Andrew was perfect.

Unfortunately, that definition is the one pioneered by that underrated lexicographer, Donald J Trump. As in: “My phone call with the president of Ukraine was perfect.’’

By any other metric, Andrew’s interview with Emily Maitlis was every bit as galactic a calamity as the 45th president’s mafiosi pow-wow.