Boris Johnson is bringing the country together, to tell him to go away
Wherever he goes, the people suddenly realise there is more that unites them than divides them, and what unites them is not wanting Boris Johnson anywhere near them
Bercow comes out swinging for Boris Johnson, and lands a knockout blow
John Bercow tells Boris Johnson that even contemplating breaking the law on extending Article 50 is 'a complete non-starter. Period.'
Vote Leave has taken over the Tory Party and it’s coming for the truth
Vote Leave has taken over the Tory Party, and so of course the Tory party is chucking out anyone who tries to deliver the sane version of Brexit that Vote Leave actually promised
The PM worries about damaging trust in politics – but he is the damage
It is hard to calibrate whether he managed to keep a straight face. It is, after all, a face whose natural state is an entitled smirk, and one that is itself a joke all over the world